Facadebooking

The art of pretending to work hard while actually using facebook or other similar site, e.g. by browsing pictures very fast or by writing nonsense in the search field in a very loud way every once in a while.

Office-guy 1: Dude? What are you working with? You've been so active the last hour.

Office-guy 2: Haven't done anything actually, totally facadebooking!

by Vadelma April 14, 2011

Facial Ineptitude

When an individidual, Male or Female, lacks characteristics in the facial region that are considered appealing.

Cher has a severe case of Facial Ineptitude.

by Mr. Dr. Sos June 17, 2012

'facedbooking

To post on Facebook while shitfaced drunk.

I slammed a couple Tequilas before 'facedbooking about my bitch of an ex-wife.

by Terrymac February 20, 2013

facade immunity

Not susceptible to believing that another person's online posts, comments, photos or videos actually represent his or her true life.

"Tom is always goes to the best parties. That guy is always having fun."
"Nah, he just gets invited to a couple here and there."
"How do you know?"
"I have facade immunity. Obviously he's not going to post comments about all the time he spends crying alone in his room."

by consultationist June 16, 2014

fabidges

Over sized women with spiked hair and bad attitudes (bitches) (fat bitches) aka fabidges to sound discreet.

Did you see those fabidges?

by Sarawella October 13, 2015

facing the other way

To face the opposite direction

Whisp you are not looking at me stop facing the other way

by Panel December 30, 2015

facialy unfortunate

ugly face

that bitch is facialy unfortunate

by asdjfhkgjutritdjg March 3, 2016