First, you spread the cheeks.
Then, aim for the hole.
The use that tongue like it's a machine gun nigga
Then, aim for the hole.
The use that tongue like it's a machine gun nigga
1: "I ate that hoes booty. Tight as fuck mah nigga,"
2: "Lemme show you how to eat the booty, mah nizzle,"
2: "Lemme show you how to eat the booty, mah nizzle,"
by XaniDefinez October 18, 2017
Get the how to eat the booty mug.An expletive phrase to be used as an alternative to the more crass "Fuck you" or "Go fuck yourself"; also a more creative alternative to "eat shit", though not as damning as "eat shit and die".
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an insult from the 90's but now it's funny because eating a dick is a blowjob but it means to devour a human dick (fully, not a blowjob) and die basically meaning that they'll get death row for cannibalism.
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You ACTUALLY think the Red Sox are a basketball team?! What a douche. You're totally going to eat your shirt on that one.
by Waspinator January 6, 2009
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