why is my bus driver playing mitski

a term originating from a tiktok video from user dannydawg95 filming themselves with a concerning shade of red on their face asking why their bus driver is playing a song by singer-songwriter Mitski, with a comment saying “I have a better question”. so basically it means asking a different question when there’s a clear elephant in the room

Person 1: I have a Pixar theory. Ian Lightfoot from Onward is the lovechild of Remy and Linguini from Ratatouille.
Person 2: Isn’t that a Disney theory?
Person 1: “why is my bus driver playing mitski” ahh question

by number31intaminglazer June 13, 2025

The Stretch Limo Driver

This is a top tier boss move for premier anal princesses. This involves one finger in the front and the other nine in the back. Truly, an impressive accomplishment.

She was very polite, very well spoken, and well dressed. I had no idea when I got her in bed she would be demanding “the stretch limo driver”!

by Flappy Dawg March 22, 2026

Nissan Altima Driver

A fat, loud, obnoxious and aggressive black woman. Usually has an attitude and will yell at you for an issue even if she caused it herself.

That Nissan Altima driver just fought the grocery store clerk because they don’t accept EBT!

by Ganganamstylefan53 October 16, 2025

second-hand driver

This is who you are when you drive a trailer pulled by using a host car

As a second-hand driver, I had to really focus while backing the trailer into the campsite—it's all about teamwork with the host car!

by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025

Better Seat Driver

‘it’s the personal in the passenger seat that knows the better seat to drive and insist on telling the driver everything better’

As first told by Maria Toole in 2026 AD ‘I am the better seat driver’ her husband disputes this claim to this day.

by Maria Toole January 15, 2026

Put the Bible in the drawer

A reference to the act of sexual intercourse.

Tom and Jenny are going in there to put the Bible in the drawer.

by Conner Grant February 7, 2018

I’m a fucking race car driver

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else

*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”

by Emcaz June 27, 2019