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dog on me

another version of “don’t make fun of me” or “don’t bully me
“hey don’t dog on me but i think i like him
are you serious? ew.”
by Wjatwhatwhy December 19, 2019
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swinger dog

Swinger dog; A dog that lives down the road and is shared by families... most who live in trailers.
Swinger dog; Goliath is a big pitbull that swings with my family, screws my bitch, and lives a mile away.
by mr.b.whisker April 25, 2020
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Vegan Dogs

Dogs where their owner is vegan, and retarted to let their dogs eat vegan shit. The brains of their owners are often smaller than Alabama's Child Molesters' dick.
Name an example of a mentally retarted fuck
Dog owners that let their dogs eat vegan (vegan dogs)
by J420n March 5, 2020
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Florida Dog

Fear the featherless fright that blights the plight that is Florida aka a Florida dog
by THEyeetBoi October 16, 2020
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Therapy dog

A dog you take merely for emotional purposes, to make you feel better. Usually to make you feel less lonely.
Miles broke up with his girlfriend, and he took a therapy dog so he wouldn't feel so lonely all the time.
by yoyie-as June 25, 2012
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Decapitate the Dog

When one is 'prairie doggin it' and clinches his or her rectum at a most inopportune time, resulting in a small turd being cut from the larger mass of shit completely or partially as a dingle-berry.
"Decapitate the Dog"
Dude, me and the bros were cruising down the interstate and i was prairie doggin mad until a deer ran out in front of the truck and we slammed it. Totally decapitated the dog man, it was embarrassing.
by Dingle-Dog July 18, 2012
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Taco Dog

1) A gourmet dish that can only be prepared properly by a couple consisting of a male individual and a female individual. It is said to taste like sex, in other words, THE GREATEST THING EVER. Problem is, I'm a female vagitarian, and just like a male penivore, eating or even preparing this dish is against my morals.

2) An epic idea, essentially a Hot dog placed in a Taco instead of a bun, and maybe with some simple ketchup, sour cream, guacamole or salsa, it might go well. On the other hand, it might not; honestly I have no clue because, for real, I'm also a vegetarian.
1) Alex: Hey, babe, wanna make a Taco Dog tonight?
Samantha: Ahhh, yeah sure, can't wait, I love Taco Dogs, just try not to finish the Taco Dog too quickly this time, okay! I want to savor every bite.
Alex: But I can't help myself!!! It's so delicious...

2) Me: Dude, what the hell are you eating?
John: Ahhh, it's a Taco Dog with Guacamole, all I had left in the freezer was a single hot dog, in the fridge some Guacamole, and there was a single taco shell lying in an open box on the counter, so...
Me: That's nasty, stop eating that crap and go shopping for some real food, puhlease!
by AmigoTaco August 5, 2012
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