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crack dander 

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The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.
As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.
crack dander by themetalmystic March 12, 2017
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crack rag 

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The cloth you use to wipe seminal fluid from the vagina and/or other orifice in the body.
Girlfriend: Hey can you hand me my Crack Rag, you creampied me and I don't wanna get it in my panties.
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crack my nuts! 

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Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.
Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!
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Crack tired 

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When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.
"Dude you look fucking crack tired"
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crack head marriage

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When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...
I can't believe he had a crack head marriage to that skanky whore!
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Crack Spazz 

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When a crackhead from the streets of Detroit begins to peak on his solid powder and demand money from you in order to stay on his crack mongering mission.
Damn that crack spazz wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour until I gave gave him a dollar to continue his crack mission.
Crack Spazz by King Smidi July 6, 2017
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