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Chinese Mike

Got a Mexican homie named Chinese Mike.
by killgvr January 17, 2024
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Chinese Thesaurus

When the brain so sloppy you start speaking Mandarin Chinese, regardless of prior familiarity with the dialect.
Mike's Sister: "Good thing Mike's still playing Pokémon Go, otherwise he'd catch me giving you the Chinese Thesaurus!"

Me: "早上好中国 现在我有冰淇淋 我很喜欢冰淇淋 但是 速度与激情9 比冰淇淋 速度与激情 速度与激情9 我最喜欢 所以…现在是音乐时间 准备 1 2 3 两个礼拜以后 速度与激情9 ×3 不要忘记 不要错过 记得去电影院看速度与激情9 因为非常好电影 动作非常好 差不多一样冰淇淋 再见"
by GamingBeast90 January 19, 2024
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Chinese

Chinese are very bad at seeing
by bomberclat January 21, 2024
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Chinese Sandwich

When two vaginas are pressed tightly together, and someone puts literal roast beef in the center.
"I was almost late for work because my girlfriend and her sister made me a Chinese Sandwich for lunch"
by HelloPity January 22, 2024
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Chinese Firing Squad

A term used when referring to you or your teammates death in a videogame, most often a shooter game. The term is used when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the enemy unloads sever bullets into you at random and kills you insanely fast without a second to react. This term is often used to convey anger and frustration over the form in which you were just killed. The term derives from the form of execution used in China in the 1900's where a line of 10 to 20 men with rifles would repeatedly shoot one or more targets as a form of execution.
Person 1: "Holy shit, where did they come from?"
Person 2: "I don't know dude, fucking Chinese Firing Squad."
by JackAttack1U January 30, 2024
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chinese wedgie

D: Wow I have a wedgie!
M: Not as bad as a chinese wedgie
by Shmakota Big Nuts February 2, 2024
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Walnut in chinese

Hu tao is how to say walnut in chinese. But its also Hu Tao (Chinese: 胡桃 Hú Táo) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact.

Hu Tao's antics and eccentricity belies her role as the 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor and her talent as a poet. Nevertheless, she treats the parlor's operations with utmost importance, and holds funeral ceremonies with the highest dignity and solemnity.
Xiao is better than hu tao because her name means walnut in Chinese. Pull for xiao instead.
by XiaoAteSnow April 12, 2023
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