burning the chicken

Burning the chicken refers to fucking up something of utmost importance. You don't want to burn the chicken, EVER, trust me.

J: I'm gonna go drive drunk and run over some people.
K: Dude, that is like the definition of burning the chicken.

by dropacidnotbombs February 22, 2011

Chicken Stacker

(noun) Stereotypical southern white person. A hick. Generally anyone who would skip anything academic, for Ag. or anything of that sort.

Person 1: Hey, look at that new kid, I bet he's a chicken stacker.

Person 2: Ya, he left half-way through algebra 1 to go to Ag.

Person 1: Algebra 1, isn't he a senior?

Chicken Stacker: Hey ya'll, I jus wen, cleaned up my pigs righ quick, 110% clean!

by Jinxedem February 21, 2010

winter chicken

any older person, long past the prime of their life

Let's go watch the half-dead winter chickens climb the steps into the Social Security building.

by StBill September 25, 2010

Chicken Twat

A complete lummox, a jerk, an absolute social boor. Beyond a schmuck.

Gawd! Can you believe the guy at the bar who's been cruising me? He is such a chicken twat.

by Faren and Juliana June 25, 2010

Chicken Wing

Similar to the high-five, this is the act of bumping elbows with a friend, family member, acquaintance or co-worker so as not to spread germs via hand-to-hand contact.

Moe: Hey buddy, great game! High-five!
Carl: (lifting bended elbow) Chicken wing, I just washed my hands.

by newyears81 July 7, 2010

Furniture Chicken

When you or your roommate(s) wait for the other to buy necessary furniture after moving in to your new place instead of agreeing to pay half on everything.

My roommate played furniture chicken on me for three months before I bought the couch.

by Psy000 August 22, 2010

Chicken Night

An amazing night. The night of the week you look forward to more then anything. One of the best nights of your life.

Our roommate has no life, when his girlfriend comes over its his chicken night!

This fat chick is like Aretha Franklin. Karaoke is her chicken night!

I just got a bottle of Yaegar! Its going to be a chicken night!

by BeattySupreme April 1, 2009