Carpetburn-Spincycle

It’s when a woman with a hairy vagina sits on a man’s penis and begans to spin around at high speeds.

My dick still burns from when she performed the Carpetburn-Spincycle.

by Charlie Clams November 23, 2025

red carpeting

when you and your friends sit back and comment on anyone you see walking by

look at the fat chick with the shirt on that says "cutie"... seriously?
you see that dude's shoes? didn't know they still made L.A. Gear!!!
Sam and I were at the bar the other night, and we were red carpeting everyone that came through the door...

by knowledgeborn March 8, 2012

Rub Carpets

When two women engage in rubbing their vaginas together.

"Sarah and Megan had a few drinks before they rubbed carpets"

"After some heavy petting, Tiffany asked Tanya to Rub Carpets"

by JoJoCalvo October 6, 2016

Magic Carpeting

When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.

"Hun, slow down im magic carpeting hard out right now."

by MRS FEAST June 8, 2018

ali-carpetdog

a cat that is in love with everything that has to do with a slice of thiccc bologna. (aka CJ the bologna cat.) (also know as Molly’s cat.)

Molly has an Ali-carpetdog.

by jjjbigtoes June 3, 2020

Iranian Carpetry

When a petite girl is pissed at her boss and defiles his silk, Iranian carpet with sexual deeds

Yeah, Mr. Smith is a dick so I treated him to an Iranian Carpetry

by KarenNerak July 15, 2021

Virtual Carpetbagger

A cryptocurrency miner that invests in high-end hardware designed for gaming, to then never use it to play games.

Sam: "Why did you divorce your husband? I thought he had a gaming PC like you."

Emily: "It's because he's a virtual carpetbagger and won't shut up about blockchains and NFTs"

by EGStein December 17, 2021