Canadians

what you get when you put french people in the woods

what a bunch of canadians

by Paul_Walkers_Scrotum7613 August 24, 2019

Canadian Myst

The art of performing a Canadian Myst. Is giving yourself a maple syrup enema and then proceeding to crop dust it onto someone's face.

She surprised him with a Canadian Myst while 69'ing with him last night.

by Crank fucker June 18, 2021

Canadian Christmas

American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.

"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"

by ms.nomer November 21, 2017

canadian cooter

The act of pouring maple syrup in a white womens cooter, and eating her out while watching a game of ice hockey.

I heard Todd gave his girl a Canadian Cooter, he is such a lucky guy.

by sexypinecone69 February 12, 2018

Canadian Eatout

Loosely put, a Canadian Eatout consists of eating out a girls pussy after drizzling it in Maple Syrup and Tim Hortons coffee while watching a hockey game. Usually when the hockey game consists of her favorite team against her least favorite team.

What’s your plans for this weekend?
“Bro the leafs are playin the canucks. Probably gonna have a Canadian Eatout”
Niiiiice bro. I got extra syrup if you need.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

canadian shot

To take a shot of maple syrup.

Mark put syrup in a shot glass and drank it, therfore he took a canadian shot.

by JChickenTenders November 26, 2015

Canadian Chilly Chomper

When a girl shits on a hotdog bun and you eat it

“Nah bruh I ain’t hungry, I just ate a Canadian Chilly Chomper!”

by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025