sweating like a fat man in a cake shop

Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved

Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

A Slice of Sexy Cake

A sexy person; a sexy beast.

Emily: Damn he's hot!
Caitlyn: He is a fine slice of sexy cake.

by apple-scruff July 11, 2004

takes the cake

When you or people did something so over the top outrageous, either good or bad, in the greatest of ways, that it literally excelled so far at what was done, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else went further.

On top of everything they did, destroying that kids life, years later on, they after the girl they cost him to use as a leverage on him, this one really takes the cake, you honour.

by Aerick Lux Star Emperor December 15, 2013

Pass on the chocolate cake

If someone needs to pass on the chocolate cake, it means that they're a little hefty and need to lose a little weight. Could also imply pre-diabetic-ness.

Man, Tanner is packing the pudge lately... I think he needs to pass on the chocolate cake.

by DJMinkus December 8, 2009

Asian cake

To have sex with all the Asian races possible, and then finish off by having sex with a white girl for the topping.

no mutts only pure breds.

Friend A: How long till you finish making that Asian cake?

Friend B: I still need to find a Korean and Viet

by RP for life December 6, 2010

guilt cake

a special cake that is presented only after you have forgotten about someone's birthday; the intention is to make you feel guilty for forgetting

I forgot my dad's birthday and 3 months later, my step-mom brought out a guilt cake cake for him as a surprise. I sat there uncomfortably... thinking, "what a nice surprise... now I can feel really guilty about forgetting my dad's birthday"

by lexshare August 16, 2011

cunt cake

Cunt cake: the meaning is a person who is being stupid so you call them a cunt cake

wow you are being such a cunt cake

by Hahalizzie May 10, 2018