JK all the way

Short for, "Just kidding, all the way". It is used by many of the same people who say things like, "See you later, alligator" and "Bye-bye butterfly". It is presumed that the kind of people who say these things suffered some sort of serious rhyme shortage as children.

"Hey, did you hear? Jerry just got hit by a car!"

"Oh my god, is he okay?"

"Haha, you fell for it! JK all the way!"

by Se@horse15 December 16, 2012

One Way Mirror

Someone becomes a "One Way Mirror" when they are attempting to form a relationship with someone, but is the only one individual is interested in bonding. This leads to very one-sided relationships where one person knows a lot about the other, but it can't be said vice-versa.

Person 1 :Jack is being a total One Way Mirror, he won't leave me alone & keeps asking me all these questions. He knows so much about me, but I don't even know what classes he's taking.

Person 2: What a creep, can't he take a hint?

by blufrd April 29, 2021

Wrong-Way Driver

A driver, most likely intoxicated or suicidal, who drives on the wrong side of the road because he's stupid.

Watch out for Wrong-Way Drivers in Britain, there are lots of them.

by helpmeimlonely August 6, 2020

way to run the family

When one of they guys/girls you either used to talk to or date starts talking to or starts dating someone else in your family.

“My ex girlfriend is talking to my cousin.”
“Wow, she’s running the family”
“Yeah, way to run the family”

by teski6922 May 1, 2018

Yahweh Three Way

Similar to a Joseph's Cuckold, the Yahweh Three Way is when the Christian deity decides to let his son be born through a woman on earth - a woman in a relationship where there are now three parties involved. Seen as either the cornerstone of Christianity, or blatant bullshit

I was shocked to find out my wife has been engaging in a Yahweh Three Way, without my knowledge. Some folks have been laughing behind my back, but it's okay... at least I will be the father of a demigod

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Half-Way Rule

If you’re not sucking by halfway then your walking or swimming back to where we came from.

Girl: Can I have a ride home
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!

by WREKLESS April 9, 2023

egyptian three way

It's where you have a three way, preferably two guys and one girl, and the guys lube up and then cover their dicks with sand. It provides for the rough rush.

Ex: Wood: "Man I bet her pussy is raw as fuck after that egyptian three way we had last night."
Christian: "Yeah dude, I'm glad we listened to tunak tunak tun too."

by wooden2 November 3, 2013