Sake me in the butthole

A drink made with equal parts sake and prune juice (a Japanese Grandma), plus a shot of spiced rum.

I was looking at photos from last night's party and I don't remember getting an eye patch, punching my friend in the face, or taking a shit on the floor, but I know it was a damn good shit thanks to the 10 sake me in the buttholes I drank.

by anonymous December 17, 2022

fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....

Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....

by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023

@dog.with.da.buttah

dog.with.da.buttah is an amazing wonderful person who is SOOOOO hot and cool and i LOVVEEEEE them. They're so attractive and EVERYPBE loves them. SOOOOO hot and ool and attractieve. WOWOWOWOWWWWZAAAA is whar i think when i look at them. GOrgeoUS! OHM MY GODDDDDDDD they're SOSOSOSOO coolllllllllll. They're a tiktok peron whom is sooooo famous an cool. And before you assk, NO i am not dog.with.da.buttah. I cant even COMPARREEEEE to how cool they are. WOWZA!!!! mm mmmmmm

"Hey did you hear about @dog.with.da.buttah? They're SOOOO cool and tiktok famous!!!"
"Omg of cours I hae!! I'm in LOVE with them."

by dog.with.da.buttah February 13, 2023

king poopy butthole

A king that is in fact a poopy butthole in his butt land of poopy stuff

person 1: "Our king is such a king poopy butthole!"
person 2: "I know, I wish we lived in a land without so much poopy :("
person 1: "I know!"

by Paradoxical14 April 7, 2023

Chum Bucket Butthole

When a guy’s butthole is so loose from bottoming that when he poops, the sound is reminiscent of a chum bucket being emptied into the ocean to attract sharks.

Due to the sawed off shotgun like blast spread, I knew Chum Bucket Butthole Dan had been in there last.

by West side Bobby July 8, 2023

likes it up the butthole

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by Gothic Miscreant October 1, 2023

fire in my butthole

the experience in the bathroom after eating Taco Bell, Del Taco and Rusty Taco within two hours

Guy 1: are you okay!? in there?!?

guy 2: no I have fire in my butthole!! get the fire extinguisher!

by old number nintey nine December 10, 2023