horsey bumness

Another option for expressing your dislike at horse manure, this is a slang word in parts of London

(Walking past a garden)
"UURRGGHHH look guys, horsey-bumness!!!!"

by Lualua June 16, 2005

Bum Stung

1. The slang reffering to contracting a sexual transmitted dessease through anal-sex

"Don't mess with her man she got bum stung by the Herps"

by Toaden Kay February 11, 2009

cummy bum

When gay sex occurs in anal form a cummy bum is made

Oh Jamey u gave me such a cummy bum

by Benjamin leahy is not my real April 22, 2017

bum bread

the act of shitting between 2 pieces of bread to create a sandwhich.

crocker: hey guys im back with a sandwich
me: you have most probably shat in that
ash: yeah he did he's eating bum bread.

by fleat101 July 11, 2011

bum scratch

term used to identify someone who dresses like shit to social outtings

homeboy looks like a straight up bum scratch walkin in da club with his basketball pull-away shorts on

by kanhai knights December 27, 2008

bum trumpet

To fart; release gas; flatulence.

Hi, little bobby, did you just bum trumpet?

by keens February 11, 2004

Bum Crumble

To administer a royal bumming...To open a can of whoopass on one's friend/nemesis/child...To give someone a jolly good thrashing at something, e.g. a computer game, or contact sport such as killing.

"You'd better not be trying to overtake me adey. I am the king of rollcage and I shall be making bum crumble if you aren't careful. you assmunch."

"Put that child down adey, you can't bring him with you or you'll get a fresh serving of bum crumble from that police officer"

by Mighty O May 14, 2008