BMW

"Bavarian Motor Works": Pretentious German-built automobile popularized by yuppies in the early 1980s. Despite so-so build quality and inordinately expensive repair costs, newer models continue to be popular among self-absorbed people, although Hummers are now giving them stiff competition. Older models are finding a new popularity among posers and can often be found these days on blocks in front of mobile homes and in Walmart parking lots.

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: The porcupine has his pricks on the outside.

by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006

BMW

Big Mexican Woman.

There are more BMW's in San Antonio Texas than anywhere else in the world.

by Brad5769 September 29, 2008

bmw

Big Mexican Woman

John: Hey Jose, what makes you the happiest?
Jose: A BMW (Big Mexican Woman)

by pilot4lyfe April 15, 2010

BMW 7 series

and overpriced car considering that disgusting styling! The 760 has to be the biggest rippoff ever knowing that the E55 is faster than ALL of them and is 40,000 dollars less than the 760.

by Snoop Doggy Dogg July 16, 2003

BMW

Type of German-made vehicle, stands for Black Man's Wheels (also pronounced B-M-dub-ya)

Hey yall look at dat tight whip ova there! Now that right there is what i call a BMW!

by 50CentsHoney April 12, 2003

BMW

Big Meaty Wendy. Can be used on any large or rather large girls named wendy

"eww have u seen wendy latly"
"yea she's BMW"
"wht"
Big Meaty Wendy

by big wendy May 31, 2006

BMF

Brittany Mimeault Foster

The sickest goalie ever

by just wondering August 24, 2003