Beaver Tail

When you gotta poo and the poo is already coming out before you get to the toilet

shit, I gotta beaver tail! make way before i crap my pants!

by anidiotnameddre June 14, 2021

Blakery

A general sense of abandon coupled with extreme reverence for a great fucking time.

And also being also being a real shit head

You are about your Blakery tonight.

by Dvines10 July 10, 2021

beaver in law

When two chicks have shared the same dick

Hey I didn’t know you fucked him. That makes us beaver in laws.

by Her utr July 24, 2021

Beaver Goons

A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.

Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.

by Remathen July 28, 2021

bhaver

A beautiful human

Omg bhaver is so hot

by ?!:!:?)/$:!:&:’sllansndnej November 3, 2021

beaver hitter

dick

I’m gonna beat that pussy up with my beaver hitter.

by d1ss0nant August 19, 2021

Beaver-tail

When a man transitions to be a woman, but wants to keep the balls. The dangly bits are known as the beaver-tail

Hey Mike, that chicks hot! But be sure to check for that beaver-tail!

by Thebigblindman August 31, 2021