palace in the bed

When you sleep in someone else’s bed and you spew hot Cheeto puke all over the sheets
“Iorn Mike, you puked all over Adam’s bed!” “Palace in the bed.”
by Micheal Brindy May 26, 2024
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Humanized Water Bed

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed
Here comes the humanized water bed.
by AuraKing December 09, 2018
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bed garnish

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.
What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*
by Davidfreesefan23 May 08, 2019
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Bed-Grump

A word for a dude who wants to be alone when he sleeps cause he feels gay when he sleep next to a guy.
"I am such a Bed-Grump."
by yomama996 December 23, 2023
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brought to bed

"she was brought to bed of a daughter"
by Arminkshipper August 08, 2024
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bed hobo

A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.

Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”

Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.

A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.

Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.

Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo
by Punkybruster November 29, 2019
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bed squash

Man, I didn't want to get up today! I'm such a bed squash
by Cliffko August 13, 2017
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