Bastard Haircut

A "Bastard Haircut" is a haircut that doesn't suit or fit the person wearing it, yet they refuse to accept it.

"Have you seen Johnny?"

"Nah"

"He's got a Bastard Haircut"

by Omega Messiah March 9, 2020

bastard Kate

High-key a very annoying person

You're such a bastard Kate

by lion boi April 24, 2020

Bastard

Anyone who says it or types it are gay/lesbians/simp

Hey you're adopted bastard

by Imgayiey July 24, 2020

bastard daze

The state of being where one person is such an absolute bastard that they cannot recognize how awful they are, and instead point out everyone else's flaws.

"I was in such a bastard daze that i i pushed everyone away from me."

by H0tVV@t3r August 11, 2020

Bastardnigger

The word was created by Luca Weixler.
Das Wort wurde von Luca Weixler erfunden.

Joschua ist ein Bastardnigger.

by Razuuu September 3, 2020

bastardnigger

The word created by Luca W. .
Das wort wurde von Luca W. erfunden.

Joschua ist ist bastardnigger

by Razuuu September 3, 2020

Barnard-castling

Getting caught out by your partner for using outlandish excuses.

Totally caught Ben Barnard-castling last night when he tried to bluff his way out of why he didn’t have dinner ready. His excuse was downright pathetic!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020