April 29th

Date of birth if the one and only lord Ham

Guy: Yo guess what today is

Other guy: What

Guy: dude we’re not friends, it’s April 29th ,Hams birthday how do you not know that

by Charli Damellio November 6, 2019

April 26

April 26 is tell your Significant other you're pregnant day

Mike,"Jerry, I'm pregnant! And it's not your child..." Jerry,"You are a guy Mike! Stop playing games and find some work already!" Mike,"Happy April 26!"

by TotallyNotAeris April 24, 2020

April 20

The date that is used to be funny because how it looks but not anymore because it is

oh hey it's April 20 today you guys know that it was hitler's birthd- *gets banned from server*

by bill cyperbunk April 19, 2021

April 1

Malina’s birthday. A bunch of guys like her but they don’t know she’s a mistake.

Malina was born on April 1.

by Lolimswag November 4, 2019

April 21st

-National drug test day
-National "Its just allergies" day

Boss: Allergy season really getting to you, huh?
You: Y-Yeah...
Boss: Do you mind taking a drug test?
You: Why?
Boss: Its April 21st, National drug test day.

by person who cant spell anonimis May 28, 2018

April 23

The day a bitch nigga was born

Isaiah was born on April 23rd so he is a born bitch

by Applebottomjeans7263 October 24, 2019

April 12th

Bully anyone that starts with the letter J day, where you bully anyone that has their first name start with J.

"Yeah man its April 12th, lets bully Jade."
"I almost forgot its April 12th, go bully Jared."

by densityy May 25, 2018