fat turtle ass

nice/ juicy

thats a fat turtle ass right there

by willy scott November 20, 2020

Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC September 03, 2007

turtle smuss

turtle smuss- A blown out vigina that belongs to a female that has a lower than average IQ.
2. A meaningless exclamation used that can be used over and over and over again.

1. dude that dyslecic slut had extreme turtle smuss going on!
2. Im working again this friday turtle smuss.
3. AWWWWW!! turltle smuss that girl said that was a cold sore on her lip.

by Tony Dolphin December 03, 2007

walk the turtle

Smoking a cigarette at work. Used instead of saying smoke a cigg in front of customers.

Hey bro... Wanna go walk the turtle?

by carnage667 December 29, 2014

Turtle Virus

When you turn green and gets REALLY big green pimples, and grows a shell.

Look in the nature mag.

by FuzzyºMonkey March 16, 2004

turtle beetle

A little beetle usually found in pools...beetle the size of a dollar coin with little fins that help it swim it can last under water about 2 hours without submerging to get air also known as turtle cockroach they can get to be as big as super ball or little golf ball.

As i went to clean my pool i saw a little mini turtle beetle eating the moss that was lying on the bottom.

by Vall May 11, 2005

Turtle Tank Stank

the terrible smell emitting from a unwashed woman's vagina, called such for its similarity to a stinky tank full of turtles.

Myra was looking good today, but man did you smell that turtle tank stank?

by cz2100 November 11, 2014