An over-grown version of mutton-chopps, that if it weren't for the disposable razor wide patch of skin on the chin, would be a full beard. Usually grown by over-weight, know-it-all assholes with minuscule penises.
by annias August 25, 2013
Get the Douche-Chopps mug.A douche magoo is a chronic liar, and does so with a smug grin. They enjoy each passing lie so much the creepy smirk grow bigger and bigger.
by Honk Honk June 17, 2022
Get the Douche Magoo mug.Dude 1 - Remember that awards show in the 80s where Madonna was smoking, unnaturally, on cue with her girls?
Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.
Dude 1 - Word.
Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.
Dude 1 - Word.
by pinpollo August 17, 2011
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Get the Guitar douche mug.#1 A high class Douche Bag, one with stature in society
#2 A top of the line/high end douchebag, one who emits extreme douchebaggery
#3 The upper class douche, as in Donald Trump or Bill Gates
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#2 A top of the line/high end douchebag, one who emits extreme douchebaggery
#3 The upper class douche, as in Donald Trump or Bill Gates
#4 Chad P
#5 Raymond L
Ray walked into the club dressed like a million bux, but we all still knew that inside, he was always going to be a Douche Gentry
by BiG.EatS May 17, 2010
Get the Douche Gentry mug.A vehicle typically driven by white teens aged 16 - 20 that has had a body kit installed, an enormous spoiler, and an after market exhaust whose "performance gains vs. decibel level" ratio is questionable at best.
Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).
It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).
It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
"I didn't realize the Douche Rod Expo at the mall parking lot was a year-round event"
"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"
"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"
"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
by JDidds October 26, 2012
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