yorkie

student at york university (toronto)

these fools have their heads so fucking far up their asses that they believe standing up for women's rights and speaking against genital mutilation and democracy makes u a racist, cultural imperialist

Rational york u student: what is so wrong with western values, if they encourage equality for women?
Yorkie: "ummm maybe you should examine your white priviledge and stop trying to impose your western values on the rest of the world. *class applauds*
Rational york student: FML *head desk*

*aside from the applause this actually happened*

by rational york university stude February 11, 2010

new yorker

A person who cannot drive worth shit because they only drive two weeks out of the year when they vacation on the Cape. They usually can be spotted driving slower than your grandmother and being passed by little kids on bicycles.

What the fuck, how'd I get behind this fuckin New Yorker??

by jimbolaya August 14, 2010

Yorktown Heights

Worst place ever.

Yorktown Heights is the worst place ever.

by Worstplaceever October 27, 2011

New yorkian

(Noun) a native of New York, usually obnoxious

"Wow Betty is such a new yorkian"

by Rosa.said.no June 27, 2016

Yorktown Uterus Yoke

When a male convinces a female that he intends to engage in intercourse with her with the lights off, only to use a special tool to remove the woman's uterus. Once removed, the uterus is draped over the woman's shoulders and the fallopian tubes act as carrying rods for the male's belongings.

Cedric: Why is Helen carrying Rod's wallet and keys over her shoulders with that reproductive organ?
Fred: He performed a Yorktown Uterus Yoke on her. Now she is obligated to carry his belongings.

by jaquescosteau September 2, 2010

Yorktown High School

A ghetto school in Arlington, Virginia where half the school is involved in the drug game and the other half have bullet wounds. Not a great place to be.

Principal: Welcome to Yorktown High School!

New Student: Thank you, I can't wait to -

Principal: *Shoots kid*

by JesusFingChrist March 11, 2013

Yorkshire Terrier

Yorkshire Terriers are the smallest of the terriers, but the smartest and most cunning terrier by far according to most accepted dog iq tests. They are also the second smartest toy, after the French bred Papillon. While they look like adorable little teddy bears, be warned that these dogs were bred to kill vermin in Yorkshire, England, during the industrial revolution. They are tiny, yet mighty! If you treat them like dogs, they will behave like dogs. Much like their larger terrier cousins, they are tenacious, and will hunt and kill vermin of all sizes (my 5 lb monster likes to kill NYC rats twice her size). They are often seen as yappy, frofro little lap dogs, but these are usually your poor bred yorkies whose puppy mill or back yard breeders were more concerned in making a quick buck than keeping them true to their working class ancestors. They are light sleepers (again, as they were bred as independent hunters), which makes them excellent watch dogs. They are dominant, protective, and territorial, often called little Napoleons, they have no idea that they are a small dog. They make excellent companion dogs, and often steal the show at obedience trials, although due to their tiny size, they are not suitable in households with young children. Their silky coats (which should only be described as a "gold dog with a steel saddle" as that's the only color that can currently be registered with the national breed club) require constant grooming, unless you're lazy like most Yorkie owners and chop them short. Then they rarely ever shed and have low dander. Although no dog is truly hypoallergenic.

They are bright, active, fiesty, athletic, loving and portable little dogs.

A Yorkshire Terrier was named the most popular mascot of WW2. His story is told in the book "Yorkie Doodle Dandy"

by minniedmoocha July 20, 2009