winget 

the rapid stroking of one's genitals, whilst dining on mash potatoes

Dr Winget likes to winget every Saturday Night

winget by Glideth Wang December 19, 2013

Bat Wings 

Unlike bats wing which is performed purposefully, Bat Wings are the spreading and sticking of ones sack to the inner thigh. Usually happens at random, in summer months and is caused by the heat and persperation from the hey-nanner-nanner region.

Guy1: Dude, what the hell are you doing down there, have you got crabs or something?
Guy2: No, sorry man just have to adjust the bat wings.

Bat Wings by Jkids August 16, 2006

wingus 

A derogatory term for a person or object.
The equal but opposite of dingus

Commonly used at park view sixth form and often directed towards a stupid person

"Stop being a Wingus"
"Look at that wingus"

wingus by Reg February 5, 2005

blood wings 

1 - (verb) going down and licking the shit out of a girl's pussy who is on the rag. You get a period blood mustache and earn your blood wings

I can't believe I earned my blood wings on your mom last night.

blood wings by cdr April 15, 2003

Knife Wings 

The award given to you when you fuck your friends girlfriend.

Me: "i fucked your girlfriend so i could get my knife wings."
Friend: "cool."

Knife Wings by smartassmotherfucker August 6, 2007

Metal Wings 

To gain ones metal wings, the individual must ingage in sexual relations with a person or persons registered disabled with serious mobility disfunction.

With the excitement of the prospect of gaining the legendary 'metal wings', Bob did't hesitate in wheeling Sally to a quiet spot where he could happily penetrate her unabated.

Metal Wings by DiY December 10, 2005

Wingit 

Is when you have to preform some required task, but you have not prepared or practiced for the required action.

Example getting up to do a university presentation without having any notes or visual aids.

Wow man you did a great preso.
Thanks i Wingit every time.

Wingit by *Mad-Maco* August 10, 2009