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can't touch me

A song from Family Guy, sung my Peter Griffin.
Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah, CAN'T TOUCH ME!

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools" 

Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.
friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

touch down

Simply getting your genitalia touched by a neewbie at school, or a goody too shoes.
1) "Dude I got great touch down yesterday!"
"Damn! Who from?"
"That new chick from Michigan, she's hard in the sack!!"
"Lucky bitch!"

2) "Ha-ha did you hear about the new girl?"
"Yeah I heard Peter got touch down wink wink nudge nudge."
touch down by smartytumtum February 9, 2010
To touch a member of the opposite sex in a lewd and often unwanted manner.
for example to grab a womans tits or arse as she walks past.
I'm a perv I love touchin
Touchin by Paul January 13, 2004

touched by the tar brush

Someone who has a predominately Caucasian face, with definite Asian ancestry.
Fuck you Bryce, you look like you were touched by the tar brush!
A comment that is both telling and truthful.
person: it disgusts me that he claims to love her while he continually cheats on her.
different person: but don't you 'love' your girlfriend and havn't you cheated on her several times?
person: truché
truché by max sawka March 12, 2009