"Yo dude you wanna chill at my house like a straight G-Monkey and fucking get hard while watching Bob Ross?"
by Bigboner123 April 11, 2017
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by star fish licker January 22, 2010
Get the plump monkey mug.A sexual position in which the female hangs from the male’s body, using her arms, from the neck and the torso. Once in this pendulus position, the male squeezes the torso of the female with his elbows, and shakes them. In addition, he begins aggressively thrusting with his hips. The combination of the rapid shaking from the elbows and the rapid thrusting from the hips, creates an immense orgasm for the female.
by SkeletonSoup69 September 2, 2022
Get the Cling-Monkey mug.A shuff monkey is a fictional character which was made to scare little children in the 1920's. Basically, it is a small monkey which lives up your anus and is meant to keep you awake at night by making odd monkey sounds.
by miniray April 13, 2009
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Ali lost the tie breaker with a 1-1-2 roll on dice resulting in the dreaded but rare self-monkey. On the way to get breakfast he refused to wear the tin foil hat and subsequently he has banned from playing in the orginal Powerex Gooch Roll and is now forced to play in a substandard game on a lower floor.
by Gooch Rider April 24, 2011
Get the self-monkey mug.A female monkey is a women who swings from man to man. So basically a ho. Basically when a man calls a female monkey a ho they get mad So that’s when all the hoes are mad. HOES MAD!
Johnathon: “wow Betty is such a ho, she sleeps with everyone.”
Betty: “johnathon shut up, I’m not a ho . . . IM A FEMALE MONKEY!”
Betty: “johnathon shut up, I’m not a ho . . . IM A FEMALE MONKEY!”
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