Jordan

Jordan's are usually tall, with brown hair and brown eyes. They are very athletic and popular. He is also very kind, caring, and funny. They can make a whole room laugh in a matter of minutes. They are strong mentally and physically. He can appear standoffish at first, but I promise when you meet one, you will see the sweet and caring side. They are really easy to be friends with and they are attractive and have a good style. They are aslo very smart and do well good in school.

Jordan: "Hey... wanna play a game of basketball.."
Me: ( In my head) That is really sweet and thoughtful.

by adventuresoftheUrbanDictionary June 3, 2020

Jordan Gomez

An English wannabe lad that is a true doll bludger.

Stop being a jordan Gomez

by Aydart June 5, 2020

jordan

the sexiest girl you will ever meet

“oh my god did you see jordan”
“YES! jordan is so SEXY!”

by dessertlover June 9, 2020

Jordan

Type of dude who is usually pretty cool, maybe a ninja or ceo of your mom. Most likely has a huge dong. Really sweet but can break your back when it comes down to it.

Girl 1: Wow Jordan is such a great dude, but did you see what’s in his pants??

Girl 2: Yeah I heard he was hunggg

by My name is nice guy June 22, 2020

Michael Jordan

He is a god at Basketball he is GOAT

Michael Jordan is a really good basketball player

by Lakerlife23 _3 June 28, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is the kind of guy you'd invite to new years, but not to your family Christmas dinner, as your mother-in-law may find his interest in 1980's Canadian game shows a little strange. Jordans tend to be open minded dudes and are usually versatile bottoms. However, when interacting with a Mike they will always revert back to a power bottom, as god intended. If you are an ashy person, make sure to befriend a Jordan as he will always have moisturizer on hand (not sure why as the backs of his hands are always dry?). As for his preference, his seems to only date people from the African subcontinent.

"One would think there would be more workout noises coming from Jordan's room with all the equipment he brought"

by Ptvdavis September 1, 2020

jordan

pillow humper and my boy bsf

yoooo jordan used to come over and fuck my pillows

by bitchshadyy September 2, 2020