by Yeeeeboyyyy June 11, 2019
Get the Jordans Mommug. 
The one that got away. She is the one person you can get comfortable with right away. Though quiet, she tends to make an impression. With her sweet smile, captivating eyes and distinguished voice, she’s hard to forget. Her is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and a look that could killl. She is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of her, yet hasn't the slightest idea of her impact or worth. She often looks down on herself and thinks no one would bother thinking about her, yet she's always on your mind. She sometimes feels like her life is of little value, but those who know her only wish he knew how much she truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface her thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. She is a genuine soul who you'll never want to say goodbye to. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting her go.
by Valerie_luvs_u November 20, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. The most sexiest man alive, doesn’t give a fuck about what others say and does his own shit. Jordan’s are usually british fucks that accept ‘NO BALLS’ challenges. Another name for Jordan is Jessica, usually when Jordan fucks himself over for 1k.
by ZeroVeles May 14, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is an amazing guy. He is funny, understanding, aggressive, unforgettable. loyal, etc. Jordan might seem a little standoffish, He might Lie sometimes but once you get to know him you will see he is a kind and loving person who is very funny and just wants to be there for you.He's had a rough past, lost loved ones, and gone through things a teenage boy should never have to experience. His fidelity might be swayed at times, but he knows when he's done wrong, and he'll make it right.
by BenjaminB11 November 23, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan's, usually come in a few different shapes and sizes. They come round, they come tall, they come skinny and they also come short. And also tend to cum short literally, as they can only last an hour or so in bed. Jordan's also tend to indulge themselves in illegal activities which can vary from robbing post offices, to breaking into apartments half naked banged-out on coke. They are kind-hearted, and will do what is right. They may also appear to be somewhat ugly on the outside, but, on the inside, they're also fairly ugly. If you come across a Jordan, approach with extreme caution, as you may get robbed for your illicit items.
Passer By: Shit! Is that a Jordan?
His mate: quick, hide that flake and keep your hands in your pocket.
His mate: quick, hide that flake and keep your hands in your pocket.
by WillieBigWillie November 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by st jacobi January 17, 2020
Get the Jordan Williamsmug.