Slurp n Surf

When waves are pumping but you need a coffee fix before surfing

I need to Slurp n Surf

by KyKatz July 21, 2022

Sebi’s Surf Shop

Sebi’s Surf shop refers two the second half of the ski run cady’s cafe. It is called this because of the moguls that are almost like waves. It is a widely recognized term that more that 2 people call it.

Let’s go shred Sebi’s surf shop with grandmas liquor

by Sebi “sexiest man alive” crex December 30, 2022

E-Crowd Surfing

...to gain attention with online media in an attempt to engage with audiences.

"He only posted that selfie to go e-crowd surfing."

by xJTxx April 21, 2023

Himalayan Goat Surf

When a male (with some form of consent) busts his load in his partner’s hair (medium-long in length) and morphs the sticky stiff hair into goat horns, then the male proceeds to jump on the back of his partner’s back grabbing the the solidified horns and riding their partner like a surfboard on the sheets.

Dude: “Yo babe let me Himalayan goat surf you”
Partner: “Okay (with consent)

by Destructive Penal inspection February 4, 2026

Non-portalable surface

A non-portalable surface is a wall, ceiling, or floor that you can put portals onto by using the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device or the Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Device. It appears in many games from Valve (some legit, some obtained using mods, and some impossible to obtain), like Half-Life 2 and Portal.

I couldn't put the exit portal, because it was a non-portalable surface! You don't even know what the white gel is made of! I have got to seriously quit co-op.

by layo the layo February 5, 2026

Female Silver Surfer

Like Brett! May! Ultimate herald! Er, well, Brett's not doing a very good job as a herald but she is canonically accurate at least.

Hym "Female Silver Surfer! Like Brett! May Brett! Hopefully she does a better job then my herald because they DO NOT do what they are supposed to do and prepare the world for your consumption... Like, AT ALL. And I got the brain fluid to prove it."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom

Another way to say yes

“Did you clean your room?”

“family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom“ (Yes)

by Mixolix_Ellsworth September 8, 2025