A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.
Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.
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The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
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A genz person: “Kinda like spongebob”
A genz person: “Kinda like spongebob”
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Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death
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Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death
by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021
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Barbara had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and it looked like someone slammed her crotch with a whole chocolate cake
Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch
Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch
by 23AdamHenry January 31, 2022
Get the Buena Park Wet Sponge mug.The dusty sponge is a sexual act in which the dominator (usually male) artificially increases the size of an (usually womans) asshole to the point where he can insert a fist. He then grabs his dick and cums in her asshole, spits in her asshole and then proceeds to fist her with a sponge in his hand, collecting all of the juices he proceeds to grab her hair from behind and squeeze the sponge over her eyes.
Mark: Yo bro you see Paul do The Dusty Sponge to Robert last weekend?
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!
by The Dusty Sponge November 26, 2022
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