social gas

The act of having to fart when in a social situation.

boy: *farts loudly*

girl: hey are you okay?

boy: yeah, I just have social gas.

girl: umm, what is that?

boy: being around people gives me nervous, uncontrollable flatulence

girl: ew

by NervousFlatulator123 September 7, 2013

social benefits

gaining social benefits is acheivable through being seen with cool, popular people. for example, when seen in pictures with them, talking to them or sitting in their group, you are admired. some only associate with the elite clique to obtain social benefits and be recognised as one of them. to some, these benefits are the only real connections between them and their 'friends'.

loser 1: can you imagine how popular we will be after cathy sat with us today?
loser 2: thats what high school is all about, social benefits. its the only reason ash and emma are even friends.

by hbash,15andYOUREASLUT! May 7, 2009

Social Potato

A couch potato , except the social potato prefers the mattress and smart phone. In contrast to its relative the "couch potato " .

All of this new social media has turned my son into a social potato .

by Rudagalrebecca July 29, 2018

Social Evulguation

The act of trolling somebody so well that they think you are being serious.

John: I heard some guy trolled ESPN and ended up on the show because he claimed the cubs were the best MLB team.
Jimmy: What an act of social evulguation.

by Isnotalegend January 8, 2015

based socialism

When the government does sh*t to help people and not just the rich

Crazy how we socialize military ammunition that costs us billions but ‘based socialism’ is radical cause we’d help the poor instead of endless war.

by Flatearthwalker December 30, 2020

Social barriers

The inability of receiving equal treatment and feeling in equal or in accepted in or around others that are of another ethnicity or economic status, that has a different geographical background.

Kevin said “ they told him he had the best resume they’ve ever seen “at his interview but social barriers continue to keep him from landing the job and position he deserves.

by Buerly’s words October 2, 2020

Social Bowl

Sitting in a circle with a large group of people, whom you have never met before, each taking a hit off a bong or pipe while telling people a little about yourself.

'Hey man, you coming to the kickback tonight?'
'Naw, I won't know anybody there. It'd feel weird.'
'No worries, dude. We're having a Social Bowl tonight. You should join. It's a great way to make friends.'

by OldEarthChaos October 12, 2012