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Poetry Slam

A public gathering where talentless liberals applaud each other’s verbal mutterings of whatever meaningless drivel they believe is poetry (virtually any thought they can croak into a microphone while feigning profound sincerity).
Jill: “Hey Jack, only $20 admission to the poetry slam tonight. Wanna go?”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”
by Valefar August 27, 2021
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slam some stew

When you want to engage in the act of anal sex, but want to be able to play it off as auto correct.
“Hey do you wanna slam some stew tomorrow morning?”

“Wait, is that a gay sex analogy?”

“Nah dude. I was asking if you wanted to workout.”
by Knuckle dragging D-Dawg December 6, 2017
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Slam hips together

Slamming hips together: a line used when trying to pick up girls to take home or on your girl to induce sexual intercourse
Johnny in the club: "Hey, girl wanna go slam hips together at my place?"
by Chadlozer September 23, 2021
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Ham Slam Damnit

Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").
"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"

"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"
by dontforgetthetoast July 11, 2024
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Slam Dunk

The act of having sex with a guy who is an athletic. He scores extra points since he is extra sexy and attractive. Since he is an athlete, the term slam dunk is a perfect point, because the sex is on point.
Aarod was a slam dunk, I knew it when he played ball and scored a perfect pointer. After the game ended he scored a slam dunk with his wife.
by Highfiver June 28, 2019
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slamming Andre

When the process of stripping and making your bed and washing the sheets is as arduous and difficult as Hogan slamming Andre the Giant at WrestleMania III, usually because of a small cluttered room and a bed being against the wall.
It's the weekend, which means I have time to do laundry and clean my room. Looking forward to slamming Andre against the wall.
by I mean, yeah March 2, 2020
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Slam that mf door if u want too !

A sentence that describes an situation which causes you to "hop out of the car in rage wanting to slam your moms car door behind you."
*Pulls up to house after argument* You get out the car, but as you're getting out you hear an angry mom say "Slam that mf door if u want too ! BOY ITS GON' BAD FOR YOU!"
by KB__KiLLA April 20, 2022
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