salty hamster

Mildly Irritating but still cute.

My gf is a salty hamster when we play xbox.

by Destroyerkid237 November 27, 2017

Salty Giraffe

Someone who casually sucks dick but gets offended when pointed out

Jacob was being such a salty Giraffe yesterday

by Jakesahoe December 5, 2017

Salty Pablo

When a male ejaculates on a table and a female then divides the cum into evenly distributed lines then proceeds to use a straw to snort the lines of cum.

The night Emily did a salty pablo was the night I knew I was never going to call her again.

by Gemboi December 9, 2017

Salty

Cody Salkeld

wow look at that salty bitch over there i think his name is CODY

by oofaloompa December 10, 2017

Salty

Cassie

Cassie is salty, salty is Cassie

by HonnnnnnnnneeeeeeyyyyyBadger December 15, 2017

Salty Santa

When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.

Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"

by rettican December 15, 2017

salty nachos

A form of gay foreplay including one man ejaculating onto a chip and feeding it to his partner

“Hey man before we start this thing, let’s have a salty nacho first” salty nachos- noun

by J-ezzle April 21, 2018