stonedundrum

smoking entirely too much weed, to the point where one begins talking in circles and confuses oneself.

a stoner's conundrum.

lots of badasses that don't give a fuck are gay (channing tatum, vin diesel, leonard nimoy), then one says i don't give a fuck but then one is not gay. But one still doesn't give a fuck.........seems like a stonedundrum to me.

by irreteoj November 21, 2010

Stone Unturned

1. A Nashville based Evo Pop band.

Stone Unturned's single "Common Ground".

by indierep February 20, 2011

Stonebake Surprise

Prior to having sex with a girl, a pizza is put on. The ploy is to have sex and finish with perfect timing for the pizza to be ready. Immediately after ejaculation, the steaming hot pizza is taken out of the oven and slammed into the girls face.

Didn't get a chance to eat, I gave her a Stonebake Surprise.

by Mr Cincinnati February 21, 2011

stonedly

to be of the high variety.

We were in the movies, stonedly.

by thealaskanwithmadpassion May 8, 2011

stonehand

the act of plunging one's fist into another's anal cavity using absolute brute force. Generally, this is performed in a 'punching' manner.

Person 1: Dude, why is Jon walking funny?

Person 2: Jon got stonehanded by that large black man in the club. He loved it!

by johnnyboy4832 June 7, 2011

stofey

fantastic, smart, talented, graceful

Michael Jordan was an absolutely stofey basketball player!

by Paul Flanders October 24, 2011

Stone Jabber

A 'Stone Jabber' is another name for a stone mason.

We need a Stone Jabber to make a head stone.

by Sneaky-Sneaks November 3, 2011