2nd Date Sickness

When you go on a date with a girl and you thought it went well and then you try to hangout with her again and she says yes and then bails by using an excuse such as “I feel so sick.” Absolutely clusterfucking your feelings and your night.

I was going to go hangout with Chloe but she got the 2nd Date Sickness while I was on my way to her house.

by funnypanda196 December 28, 2019

frozen sick

When their is this one person who still has not gotten over the movie frozen.They are sick in the head

Omg she is so froze sick that she made a cover on let it go.or .Wow Game theorists is so frozen sick that he has made 3 theory's on film theory 🙅🏽

by Ashley TRIGGERED December 25, 2016

sick flex

"sick flex" is a reference to two pop culture points of interest. "sick" refers to the mid charting hit "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed that broke the Billboard top 20 in 2007. "flex" is an homage to the late Billy Mays due to his relentless pontificating on the water-resistant properties of the made-for-tv product Flex-Seal. In essence, you are both down and sticky, a condition we refer to as "Peter Northed".

You got your hands on a 3070 RTX? Sick flex bro!

by Indexfossil May 5, 2021

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK

YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!

GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!

G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!

by anonymous July 1, 2022

Corona Sickness

Corona Toilet Paper Panic Not to be confused with the #Corona Virus/Covid19, Corona sickness occurs after a night out guzzling beer and eating from a popular taco establishment. Symptoms include: lava-like/explosive diarrhea, upset stomach, bed spins, slurred speech, blurred vision that makes homely people look hot, bouts of bravery, mood swings, and poor judgement. Do not attempt to drive or operate machinery if you feel you may have Corona Sickness.

"Hey Cletus! Get on down to Walmart and buy up all the toilet paper. The news says erybody in the world catchin' that Corona sickness you had that one night after that Luke Bryan concert."

by TPayne1972 March 11, 2020

Corporate Sickness

The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.

After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.

by NatureLloyder March 18, 2023

sick boots

To be in a state of dread and despair.

Kevin was “sick boots” when he lost his Juul.

by E_ikh3110a February 2, 2021