When your girlfriend is on her period, you're doing anal, and that bloody tampon string is dangling. That, my friend, is a rusty chandelier.
by Gingykee July 03, 2015
When a light skinned nigger pulls his dick out of another guys ass and the "horn" is covered in shit.
Man did you see that porno on cable last night the nigger pulled his dick out to reveal a rusty rhino.
by Niggerhatin'whiteboi July 31, 2017
You have to have a bald head. You eat a woman's ass out. She then shits on your bald head. After she shits on your head you
proceed to insert your skull into her vagina.
proceed to insert your skull into her vagina.
Dude you better take your glasses off, you might get them lost doing a rusty padula.
What are those brown spots on your head? Oh thats just from the rusty padula.
What are those brown spots on your head? Oh thats just from the rusty padula.
by Ralph Padula February 29, 2008
That chick was giving me head, then all of the sudden she put a finger up my bum. She was playing the Rusty Accordion
by iliopsoas September 11, 2010
"I've been on this greyhound bus for four days, haven't changed my underwear, eating nothing but Mexican food. I have a wretched rusty zipper "
by Nastycar July 24, 2015
For the guy that a group has a strong hatred/dislike for. Pretend to want to have gang bang with a hot girl. Tell him he is on bottom for the DP. Then while the girl sits on him, everyone holds him down in one way or another (handcuffs are ideal). The girl proceeds to take a shit on top of him. The guys piss on him, and a huge dildo is forced up his ass. The guys can then take turns taking a shit on him. Photos will be taken as a blackmail tool to address the issue that causes the hatred.
by lucid79 September 15, 2010
A playful gesture in which one person fingers their asshole with two fingers; ensuring they are well covered with ass crap and proceeds to jam one each shit finger into one each nostril of the nose of one unsuspecting person. It is preferable to use the index & middle fingers and attempt to get third knuckle deep in both the asshole and the nostrils. This is is similar to the dirty nosebleed yet does not result in the recipient having blood poor from their nose (This act is considered much safer).
that beotch at the club dissed me in front of my boyz, so I retreated to the bathroom, stealthily reappeared and gave her a right nice rusty snotlocker....perhaps next time she will think twice before turning my offer of dance down
by Capt Fruit Basket January 26, 2011