Four Finger Ring

The act of masterbating then nutting or cumin on your hand and it drips down your fingers

" ahhh damn it i was watching that new porn and gave myself a four finger ring.."

by ACEtheGOLDENchild August 6, 2009

o-ring damage

when the anal sphincter muscles or labia has lost elasticity due to over usage and abuse.

dear government thanks for the o-ring damage.

by fix america first January 17, 2014

California Cock Ring

The act of using a knife, preferably serrated, to cut the labia off of a particularly obese woman. Make sure to remove it in one piece, as any errors may compromise the integrity of the cock ring and may hinder the ability to use it in a sexual scenario. After the labia is removed completely, the penis is inserted into the hole in the center, creating a fleshy cock ring. Proceed to have sex as usual.

When finished, use the semen to coat the California Cock Ring and freeze it. This will preserve it.

F: Hey, have you remembered to put the California Cock Ring in the freezer?
M: Yes, and I coated it with semen for preservation.
F: Great, I cant wait until next time!

by RollingTide March 31, 2022

Soggy Peach Ring

A peach ring that has been dampened.

Often used in party environments; At a party, friends pass around a bag of peach rings. One drops into a cup and wasn't noticed. a friend later says: "Look! There's a soggy peach ring."

by sogmaster January 9, 2011

Girl Scout ring

When your doorbell rings and you somehow know, without looking, that it is a girlscout ready to sell you delicious, creamy, scrumptious Girl Scout cookies. Usually only fat people have this 6th sense

*Ding Dong*

Man: OMG that is a Girl Scout ring! I want my cookies
Woman: how do you know?
Man: I don't know, I just have a sense of the Girl Scout ring

by Pussydestoyer6969 February 9, 2015

mexican boxing ring

When a Mexican man fists a women in her vagina with snakes wrapped around his fist until she squirts and bleeds at the same time

Dad: don't try a Mexican boxing ring with your partner ok?

Son: no promises

by yulu yulu May 19, 2014

cock ring nibbler

One who nibbles on a cock ring,usually a crusty std infested mess of metal,smegma,puss and sometimes blood.
Someone who is gross and has poor personal hygene.

Did you see those sores on their faces?They must've been nibbling on used cock rings together in the basement.
That couple is gross they are covered in stds they say that being a cock ring nibbler is a healthy way to live!
That guy is so greasy and oily,he's such a cock ring nibbler!

by The Tater of Totters! July 1, 2016