running into phone pole

This is what happens when you are running and you don't look out ahead, then you run into a damn phone pole, punch it with a fist, and fall on your behind!
Steve was running fast, until all of a sudden when he went running into phone pole!
by LongDistanceRunner October 11, 2009
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Intimate Phone Sex

Being so horny that you have to shove your penis in the charging port while the women on the other side shoves the entire phone up her vaginal canal
Theadore: Marissa, I love you so much let’s have intimate phone sex tonight
Marissa: ok last time I did this part of my case got stuck in my uterus
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 25, 2019
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i phone 100

Apple is going bankrupt and is losing new ideas. Gotta keep the revenue up so they create new iphones.
Steve: TIM YOU FUCKING IDIOT! CREATE SOMETHING NEW!
Tim: But, the i phone 100 is legendary!
Steve: YOU JUST RENAMED THE IPHONE 10 YOU IDIOT!
Tim: we don't know how to make, we know how to sell..
by thelawkeeper1 September 19, 2018
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Phone Book Wanker

A waster who calls random numbers from the phone book, usually late at night, for their own amusement.

Very different from a briefcase wanker or buswanker but remarkably bawbagish.
-phone rings late at night and is answered by person who is not a phone book wanker-
silence!
"...Who are you and why are you calling me?"
"eeehhrmm.... who ur you??"
"Not telling you!"
"well yer a wanker then!"

Both parties are aware who the real wanker is, but only one is enough of a wanker to actually state that the person receiving the call is a wanker.
Said wanker - the phone book wanker - will then get bored and either do what wankers do best or go back to his (probably sticky) phonebook to find another hapless victim.
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Piss me through the phone

The act of peeing loudly while talking to your friend on speaker phone. The person on the other end of the conversation will most definitely try to convince themselves it was a drinking fountain.
Ellie: *pssssssss* so, you wanna hang out later?
Molly: Sure... what's that noise?
Ellie: Oh nothing.
Molly: I'm hoping thats a drinking fountain. Don't piss me through the phone, dude.
by greoee October 01, 2011
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Fifty-Yard Phone Call

When a friend is around the opposite sex and their significant other calls them. And then they walk away about 50 yards and talks very quietly on the cell phone to avoid being in "trouble".

This term also includes :

Going outside to talk on the phone, to the restroom etc..
Brandon - "Yo where's Squanto? Linda is asking for him."
Jim - "He is making a fifty-yard phone call."
Brandon - "That sucks, is he in trouble?"
by Night Marauder August 17, 2007
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Phone Call Cock Block

When you are about to have sex and you get a phone call that ruins the moment for the other person.
Guy 1: WTF did you call me last night?!

Guy 2: What man?

Guy 1: You pulled a phone call cock block! I was about to hit that shit and you called and she didn't want to anymore!

Guy 2: Damn i'm sorry man.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 03, 2010
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