Michigan Parchment Paper

The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot

Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”

by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025

Princess Peach

A whiny and annoying ass bitch married to Mario. Despite Bowser being a jealous baby, Mario seriously cannot stand this Karen dressed in pink, and yeets her into Bowser's castle.

Mario: "FUCK YOU, PRINCESS PEACH!!! YA BIG-A WOMANCHILD!!!"

by Arrow da Sparrow October 9, 2025

Carolina Peach

A phat pussy!

She has a juicy Carolina Peach!

by Heandawg November 10, 2025

grill some peach

When you pile drive into your woman's vagina so hard she says, 'Damn, that is hot!'

I need to go home and grill some peach. Later Bitches!

by Chris Kelly September 8, 2008

Can of Peaches

The best weed ever, smells like a mix between canned peaches and jesus' ball sweat. Its especially great when gabe packs a fat bowl.

Hey can you get me some of that can of peaches?
No fuck your mother

by Lilzisdashit October 14, 2011

Tonguing the peach

Oral sex of sorts where the pubic hair is licked as opposed to the clitoris. Amateur mistake.

He tried to go down on me. But, he was a virgin. So , He just ended up tonguing the peach. Worst oral ever!!

by Wahoopoo June 20, 2014

spank a peach

when u cum in a niggas booty hole
spank it with a latex cloth
can only be used in december

i hate tori so much i wanna spank a peach
-Riley

by whereismytoothbrush December 14, 2016