stealth pipe

The cock you don't see coming.

Tom I gave my girl the stealth pipe last night, she didn't see it coming!

by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018

wang pipe

1. A penis, dong, or other slang for the human male reproductive organ. 2. A blow job- to fellate a man's penis like blowing on a flute or other pipe instrument.

Sarah blew my wang pipe last night till I hit a high note all over her chin.

by The_JDH November 25, 2009

Human pipe

When you load a bowl of some ganj in their bootyhole, light it, and inhale out of their mouth. Truly the most natural way to smoke.

Ayeeee homie I forgot my pipe! You tryna smoke some human pipe?

by Poshing May 8, 2019

Pipe dream

When you put a 15000ftlbs bullet in a pipe cannon backwards with uranium in the chamber to force Cas to reverse 314 abortions you didn't consent to

I waiting for Guelph parants to realize their living in a pipe dream reality

by Cody5050 December 18, 2022

Pipe-stander

Someone who is insolent or doesn't do what they are told.

"Why didn't you go across the street like I asked? God, Goody you're such a pipe-stander."

by Sassafrasshole January 18, 2012

sacred pipe

The act of a man laying in front of a woman with his legs spread. The woman is sitting between his legs her feet are coressing his testicals while she is giving him a blowjob using both hands and mouth. So a combination of feet coressing, hands stroking, and mouth sucking amazing ness.

After a long day the man requested the sacred pipe from his spouse and she obliged him.

by HK&A3511 April 3, 2023

Pipe King

Someone who pipes so much that he is the pipe king. Elite level piper. Deserves all the respect in the world.

Joe: Yooooo did you see Mark hooked up with that baddie??
Bob: Yeah bro, he's the pipe king!

by mistaflames1996 March 31, 2021