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ernesto just had penis
by sexbot69996 May 7, 2023
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The legendary sword of birth that hangs off a guys groin. This hot dog plays a key role in sex. Without the penis you will have to suck each others pussies. The penis can be inserted into anything, the mouth, ass, tits, pussy or even a jar.
Penis. Just Penis...
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A long cylinder that you once sucked at a sleepover and now the owner barely interacts with you, not even bothering viewing your Instagram stories because he's a man whore and a fucking 5.9 incher bitch, who then goes and tells your friends about how you begged him for it when actually he's the one that was literally saying "just do it" (you were hesitant but ultimately gave in). Then a month later, texts you and says he wants to go for another round but you deny because he lost his fucking chance and also you dont want it ruining your friendship like the last time it happened.
Person 1: ok I'll suck your penis
Person 2 (man whore): good boy
3 months later
Person 1: Fuck you bitch jokes on you cause you mean nothing to me and Im finally getting over you so haha
Man whore: wanna try again?
Person 1: no I'm sorry (is thrown back to square one, needing to get over him all over again
by E.M.M112606 May 14, 2023
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The ding dong in-between your legs.

You beat it to get pleasure and let out your special love juice.
My penis is rock hard, I should probably jerk off to something.
by No B*tches July 3, 2023
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Joe:man I'm bored, I should look up penis on urban dictionary
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Something women don't have, but a man does.
Unless you're trans and have had the surgery.
Guy #1: Hey bro, do you have a Penis?
Guy #2: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!
by pussywrecker69420 July 24, 2023
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