Taking a social phenomena so far that you become a self-parody, thus making this real life event indistinguishable to the bizarre stories told in the satirical serie south park.
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Tesco park, also referred to as ‘chav central’, has hosted many seshes and fights. Although it’s actual name is unknown, Tesco park has earned its name from it’s location - next to Tesco. Many patrons have been known to acquire scran and then ‘pop to Tesco park’ to meet with other like minded individuals.
Tesco park, also referred to as ‘chav central’, has hosted many seshes and fights. Although it’s actual name is unknown, Tesco park has earned its name from it’s location - next to Tesco. Many patrons have been known to acquire scran and then ‘pop to Tesco park’ to meet with other like minded individuals.
Chav1 “Where we meeting?”
Chav2 “Where d’ya think, Tesco park has the mad crack.”
Chav1 “How was I supposed to know?”
Chav2 “Les have a scrap then. One on one ya cheeky bastard, don’t get smart with me.”
Chav1 “I’ll hav ya! Just let es put it on me snap first.”
* the chavs gathered their mushes and birds and scrapped outside Tesco to assert dominance even though they couldn’t remember why they were arguing*
Chav2 “Where d’ya think, Tesco park has the mad crack.”
Chav1 “How was I supposed to know?”
Chav2 “Les have a scrap then. One on one ya cheeky bastard, don’t get smart with me.”
Chav1 “I’ll hav ya! Just let es put it on me snap first.”
* the chavs gathered their mushes and birds and scrapped outside Tesco to assert dominance even though they couldn’t remember why they were arguing*
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I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night
People spouting "Howdy neighbor!"
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I love girls with big fat titties
I love girls with deep vaginas
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine
South park currently has 24 seasons and 1 movie.
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night
People spouting "Howdy neighbor!"
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I love girls with big fat titties
I love girls with deep vaginas
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine
South park currently has 24 seasons and 1 movie.
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bald teachers colonising like it’s mf 1500’s
vice principal is a overweight slag that steals food from children with her tapped red furry slippers like sorry miss hawk that ur tits sag so low guessing ur mf star sign is a Sagittarius
bare ppl hanging outside of orange shop until 7 pm thinking they are the shit for that like if u love school that much j say that like ur not rated j go home💀
gyals spread their legs like there’s no tmr
the bathrooms are whole shisha bars
y11s are j pedos chatting to y8s with 0 shame,y10s just a bunch of wet yutes also pedos,y9s thinking they are the shit for being annoying in class like we all know ur gonna get 0 gcses pls move i promise ur just irritated and tapped. y8s so fucking annoying like shush. i promise no one cares that smne called u a fat slag on ur sc send it and ur one year older than the y7s u didn’t even fully finish primary pls shush chatting too much and the y7s need to stop getting brave istg they have been acting weird lately like are those baddie tips getting to u klm urself wet shit
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