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notarized the forehead

Defensive tactic involves the use of a small and powerful tactical flashlight to first blind an attacker and then hammer fist their head with the end of the light, leaving a series of circular shaped wounds that resemble notarizing stamp marks. Not recommended unless the attacker poses an immediate threat of death or serious bodily injury, you could get charged with a felony.
A drunk attacked me at the karaoke bar last Saturday and I notarized the forehead with my flashlight. He went to the ER and then the cops took him to jail. If
by Cumbre Vieja May 9, 2022
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notajlafond

AJ, a fantastic twitch streamer and amazing tiktoker. An absolute boyboss, super swag person. They make super cool dance videos on tiktok, and they are a very talented dancer. He also cosplays Dream SMP characters such as Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Karl Jacobs, Quackity, Technoblade, Philza, e.t.c. They are a member of the Funky SMP, with cubedmolly and BreadstickStreamz, two fabulous content creators. AJ is a goofy and funky guy but we love him, and their twitch streams are always fun to tune into. Shoutout to his chat as well, the swag people who keep the conversations going. And that, kings, queens, and things in between, is notajlafond.
You should follow notajlafond on twitch, their streams are really cool!
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Notable

the person who cant get any BITCHES
a Notable shouldnt be able to get bitches no matter what.
if you have a bitch then you cant be a Notable.
Notable:I WANT BITCHES
random person:ok
Notable:im notable to get bitches
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NotAI

A very old man
"NotAI is old lol"
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NotAI

An word to describe an old man
"Hey look its NotAI"
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me: ryan is not notaml
ryan: fuck you I will kill your dog
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Nota syndrome

S/he has the Nota syndrome.
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