Naperville North Class of 2013 Guys

Naperville North consists of a bunch of douche bags, mainly in the freshman class of 2013. You can often find these guys sitting together in a sausage fest during lunch screaming loudly and being obnoxious. All of them are fucking sick, besides a few but they end up being pricks so either way life still sucks to be a girl at Naperville North. A lot of the hot girls are single because they try and hook up with the sophmore class of 2012 who can't get any pussy, simply because the freshman guys don't even know what a vagina looks like. These guys consistently talk about "getting pussy" when they don't even talk to girls, they also talk about the office, football, and how long their pathetic dicks are. A lot of these guys also try to throw "parties" where there's supposed to be grinding but it ends up being one trashy whore grinding up on some ugly faggot on the wall alone. Both girls and guys are stuck up besides the people who smoke weed and/or dont give a fuck. Overall, the freshman guys are immature, annoying, ugly, and pathetic. I truly do feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with these guys at Naperville North.

Claire: Ew did you hear Zac screaming at lunch today?
Amanda: Yeah he's so fucking annoying just like all the other Naperville North Class of 2013 Guys.
Claire: Yeah I know, all the guys in are grade are so immature i'm just going to go hook up with a sophmore.

by Suck on this bitchhheez November 27, 2009

Parkway North

A high school located in West St. Louis County’s white, SUV-ridden suburbs where the diversity is bused in and the futility of the No Child Left Behind Act is demonstrated daily. The science department generally suffers from a lack of hair and an overabundance of anecdotes and fishing stories, while the top-notch English department continues to produce an abundance of teen angst poets and self-centered essayists. The school’s motto “Head North for Excellence” is not a joke: head two counties north to Pattonville and you will get an excellent education.

Freshie: They give us free t-shirts with motivational messages at Parkway North? Cool!

Senior: Not so fast—you have to have a 3.5 GPA to get that…

Freshie: A 3.5? But the only way I couldn’t get that here is if I skipped class daily, smoked pot in the parking lot, stuffed a dead fish into the air vent in the library, and tried to cheat using the wrong answer key on a test…

Senior: You’ll get there…

by kb89 October 9, 2008

Middletown High School North

A High School that basically consists of stupid rules, annoying teachers, and bomb threats. Our football team sucks and the cheerleaders could play better. Everyone underestamates each other, and we have fights everyday. Our water bottles get taken away and you get written up for everything. There's a mini "hood" in our school. Its right by the language section. Rumors fly, and supposedly we are in the guiness book of records for having the most bomb threats <3

holmdel student : where do you go to school?

Me : Middletown High School North

holmdel student : oh okay. you are in the guiness book of records right?!

Me : No.

by Jenna Benna September 4, 2008

Westerville north high school

A westerville Ohio school that hasn't won a football game in past 5 years till last years football season. They only have a good studnetsection to make up for the shitty football team. They bash other westerville city schools cause they have nothing else better to do, they are the second dirtiest school, pretty ghetto, with there were ass principle that doesn't do shit all day and where you can find the most thots.

Person 1: what's that school where all the kids think there better than everyone?

Person 2: westerville north high school

by Donutsaregood March 1, 2015

Peter North

Peter north is a canadian porn star who is known for his massive ejaculates. On average, he shoots 9 large streams and holds the record for the longest cumshot ever (9 feet).

He has cummed on over 2000 women's faces, and has a 9 inch cock.

His cum is known for being a bit sweet, and people wonder as to why he has so much of it. Although there is little or no proof, many think he has a diet of Oysters, which offer a lot of zinc - a valuable semen producing mineral for men.

Peter North fucked me doggie style in the car last night and when he had to dump his load, he ended up emptying two cups on my face and boobs.

by Master Cumman April 13, 2006

Clarkstown North

Hell on Earth. Filled with jappy girls, guys who juul and get 4.0s, and general shittiness all around. It's practically impossible to fit in with the amount of cliques and awful people here. The building is run-down, the academics are incredibly difficult, and we're infested with roaches and rats. Everyone here wants to get the fuck out of this toxic environment and never come back. The administration scratches their heads and wonders why the student population is steadily decreasing every year. Maybe because we don't want our children living in this real-life horror show.

RIch, douchey Jewish kid who disrespects everyone around him - "Yo, I just got into Harvard!! I'm going to get laid, hit the juul then win sections tomorrow!"
Person who is friendly, respects everyone, is intelligent, funny and attractive - "I got bullied at Clarkstown North for the entire time I was there. Luckily, I now have a beautiful wife, a mansion, and a great group of friends because I didn't act like a fucking asshole all the time."

by DepressedBoi February 4, 2018

The North Face Complex

literal translation: "I'm a tool" "Independent and original thought are foreign concepts to me, as evidenced by my unexplainable desire to look exactly like everyone around me"

Geez, would you look at that, every single person in that fraternity/soroity is wearing the same color North Face jacket, they must have the North Face Complex.

by Jim G. January 24, 2006