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crusty dutch oven

When you shart a dingle berry under the covers in bed and it dries before you wake up.
by Sparky7714 November 27, 2019
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Double Dutch Nut

When you suck the ganache out of a chocolate truffle, refill it with your nut, and feed it to your lover.
We split a bag of Lindor truffles and I gave her a double dutch nut, sweet and salty.
by Phukkus August 7, 2021
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Dutch pole vault

Inserting a tube anally to relieve flatulence
I haven’t farted for a week so I scheduled a Dutch pole vault.
by Jerdie September 23, 2020
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Social Double Dutch

Verb | so·cial | \ˈsō-shəl\ | dou·ble | \ ˈdə-bəl \ | \ ˈdəch \

social double dutched; social double dutching

1. The act of hovering in social situations, waiting for the right time to include oneself in a conversation. Akin to the physical sport of "double dutch" or, jumping of two jump ropes rotating in opposite directions simultaneously.

2. A tactic often used by socially awkward people (usually men) in order to initiate conversations with strangers in a social setting.
This weird dude was social double dutching for like 5 minutes at the bar tryna talk to these girls about Star Wars. LOL.
by Yung Nihilist December 28, 2017
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Dutch Rat Trap

Shoving a gerbil or rat (or any other small rodent) inside of one's anus.
Austin had to go to the hospital because he did a Dutch Rat Trap last night.
by Poonslayer200016 October 30, 2015
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Dutch Drive Inn

When you attach the Dilldo to your chin so you can eat her out and slam the her ass at the same time.
She wanted more aggressive foreplay but was surprised with the Dutch Drive Inn. FILLING the dong whole and the wrong whole at once.

Put an expression of shock and delight on her face.
by Kurt guy from Oregon May 27, 2022
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