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Numerous 

Which organisims are the most numerous in a food web
Numerous by cooltiffy89 May 28, 2015

numbers as letters 

when people try to be "cool" and replace numbers with letters. Commonly seen on online game chats
ex "LOL wat a n00b"

"lol did you just use numbers as letters?"
numbers as letters by talalytheabdali September 16, 2013

your days are numbered 

You must find a cure, and quickly! Your days are numbered!
your days are numbered by ns May 21, 2004
When a woman takes a mouthful of chloraseptic (or some other sore-throat remedy) and gives you a blowjob....eventually your member deadens and can stay on longer.
Meg gave me a nummer last night on the hood of my car.
nummer by OddJob666 April 16, 2006

Paint by Numbers 

The artistic equivalent of ordering a McDonald’s meal instead of going through the hassle of doing your own cooking at home.
Just as you can enjoy the food prepared by a gourmet chef even if you’re a hopeless cook, so you can appreciate a piece of art even if you’re clumsy at handling a “Paint by Numbers” kit.
Paint by Numbers by MathPlus January 8, 2019

numbertard 

Term for idiots whose blog comments are numbers (i.e., FIRST! FRIST!!!1, or any variant thereof). Is especially for, but not exclusive to, those who post "FIRST!" despite knowing their post is NOT first, resulting in an epic fail at cleverness.
READER COMMENTS
1. steve - July 29, 2008 4:02 PM
What is the point of this blog post?
2. htownboiii - July 29, 2008 4:09 PM
FRIST!!!!!!!
3. bdog - July 29, 2008 4:13 PM
@2 - Get off this board, you freaking numbertard!
numbertard by K. Lee from Houston August 25, 2008