nipple dick

nipple shaped dick stuk up one's head :P

shaap nipple dick

by spikey_696 October 14, 2009

nipple test

Almost better than a get out of jail free card. When you meet some slag at a bar take her home and get her naked and are not sure if her downstairs parts are tasty enough for a lick so you rub a finger down there and then rub her nipple and sneek a taste from the nipple. You can now make the decision wether or not to go downtown whithout embarassing consequences.

Oh man I should have used the nipple test last night it was like that girl was doing deep knee bends and running laps all day, sure would have saved me on mouthwash!

by ballydude September 2, 2010

Nipple Bumkiss

Another Name For Someone Being a "Pooty" (See Wet Blanket) or Just a Staight Ass Hole.

We Wanted To Go Out But Sally Was Too Tired, Sally Is a Nipple Bumkiss.

by 9Teen7D2 January 20, 2011

Nipple Twerking

When You make them nips bounce like nigglet booty... Ew gross

When Revo runs, he nipple twerks. Nipple Twerking at its finest...

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Nipple fart

1. Farting on a nipple sexually

Last night Trisha let me do a nipple fart on her! It was so hot I almost splooged myself!

by spanishclass1 December 8, 2017

MEATLOVER NIPPLES

Worse then pepperoni nipples they resemble pepperoni, sausage AND canadian bacon!!!

Did you see Nick with his shirt off??? That motherfucker had meatlover nipples!!!!!!!!

by Nate T March 31, 2008

butt nipple(s)

when you have pimples on your butt and they are very raised and annoying.

I fell down today and i think i popped some butt nipple(s).

by mad mike B. May 28, 2008