Painter's mouse

A painter's mouse is a common tool for painters with cats. It is a mouse that is released in the house to distract the cats whilst the painter works.

"My last painter's mouse was quite slow, I will need a faster one next time!"

by H.G. Rection March 22, 2025

Behemoth <Salma`~`Hayek=Minnie Mouse> OfO Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles {[Messenger Add Oak]}=Mickey Mouse>

Behemoth <Salma`~`Hayek=Minnie Mouse> OfO Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles {Messenger Add Oak}=Mickey Mouse>

Behemoth <Salma`~`Hayek=Minnie Mouse> OfO Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles {Messenger Add Oak}=Mickey Mouse>

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Behemoth <Suitors`~`=Minnie Mouse> OfO Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles {[Messenger Add Oak]}=Mickey Mouse>

Behemoth <Suitors`~`=Minnie Mouse> OfO Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles {Messenger Add Oak}=Mickey Mouse>

Behemoth <Suitors`~`=Minnie Mouse> OfO Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles {Messenger Add Oak}=Mickey Mouse>

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

The Mickey Mouse Munthouse

The Mickey Mouse Munthouse, also known as the MMM, is a spinoff of the sacred tradition of munting. A group of people will instead bring the dead corpses into their house for a group munting session. The munters recreate the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro song as they are going down on said corpses, bonus points if any individuals dress up, or do character voice impressions while munting. The odor will get unbearable very fast due to the combatting scents of rotting flesh and bodily fluids, so this requires hefty amounts of air freshener. The corpses may be bathed in gamer girl bath water if no air freshener is available. The number of people munting may vary as long as there are two individuals munting one corpse, so there is never a limit to the munting you can do.

For my graduation party, I’m inviting my friends to our local cemetery to try out the Mickey Mouse Munthouse.

by The Muntologist May 4, 2025

The Mickey Mouse Oil Change

A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces

"Phil's grandma is a freak in bed! Last night she gave me The Mickey Mouse Oil Change"

by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025

King Dragon MouseWolf Diggler

Founder of MouseWolf Global.
A white male from small town Arizona, whom was gifted the Title by King Lafayette from Compton Front Hood Crips.
He's known to be from Compton, CA and Los Mochi.
He runs with the Black and Paisa Communities.

Born October 16th (National Bosses Day) he became infamous with many Hoods Worldwide as an aspiring Rolling 60s Crip and Sicario.

He was given the title of Honorary Crip thrice.

Known to help anyone who asks if he can, he was made a Widower on Valentine's Day 2024.

Once risen to power, he intends to unite all Hoods, feed the people and advanced technology by hundreds of years.

Damn you came up from nowhere Cuz, who are you King Dragon MouseWolf Diggler from Compton?

King Dragon MouseWolf Diggler from Compton was made overnight, think you can too?

by Street Assassin 87 November 3, 2025

The 'Glass Mousepad' Fallacy

An informal fallacy in which you lambast or criticize someone for doing something unhealthy when you yourself do comparably unhealthy habits or actions. Essentially, it is hypocrisy specifically in the form of habit.

"Hey Conner, it's ridiculous how you spend hundreds of dollars on glass mousepads. That is such a waste of money, for shame!"
"How utterly preposterous of you to propose, Anthony; In actuality, you are committing the 'glass mousepad' fallacy. Why is it bad when I have unhealthy spending habits when you spend hundreds of dollars on Touhou merchandise? Why don't you practice what you preach!?"

by jacqueley December 11, 2025