Swamp Monster

A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.
“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake
by Sossburger January 28, 2020
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Monster Nugget

my friend ate so much fast food and left a monster nugget in the toilet, that wouldnt flush
by ganga man May 20, 2011
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Jizz-monster

A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.
Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.
by Rybu April 11, 2013
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Cookie Monster

Born February 29, 1976 in Hollis, Queens, Jeffrey Bruce Atkins known as "Ja Rule" is an American rapper known for such hits as Mesmerize and Always on Time.
Jake: Have you heard that one Ja Rule song?

Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
by Driver Nephi November 18, 2021
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cookie monster

he eats cookies give him cookies
that kid is a cookie monster
by MR YEETER April 23, 2019
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dance monster

Be careful, it's DANCE monster, not RAP monster
Who the heck told you that?
Geez.
by yoonminisrealyoutwats July 27, 2017
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hygiene monster

A Maverick. One who doesn't wash his testicles for several days at a time leaving them covered in grime and grit resulting In a infected sack
Damnn bro that's nasty.. He's a hygiene monster
by Sir Leker January 29, 2015
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