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Mike’d 

The horrible bad luck outcome of when you encounter a person named mike.
I saw mike at Starbucks before work- I tried to avoid him but got mike’d - the elevator broke down on my way up to the office was stuck inside for 50 mins while dealing with a stomachache from the spoiled milk that I was served at Starbucks
Mike’d by Puli568 August 10, 2023
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Mike Lindell 

a Biden supporter in Trump supporter's clothing

a more chill/moderate version: Ron DeSantis
Ignore that extremist retard Nick Fuentes, that dude is just a Mike Lindell
Mike Lindell by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023

Mike J-Jones 

This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!
Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)
Mike J-Jones by AinstuLive September 30, 2023

Mike Hendrickson 

Meaning to only have sex with animals, especially dogs named oreo
"Bro you're such a Mike Hendrickson with that dog"

Mike long 

To shit yourself in your brand new Duluth tech pants
Can you smell him he must have pulled a mike long
Mike long by Kirbturd October 18, 2023
Someone who is extremely hard to argue with. In the sense that they feel as if they are always right, even if they are proven wrong with facts.
person 1: You need to eat food to grow muscle

Mike G: No
Mike G by Fish171401 December 7, 2023