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Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person that wastes their time having to copy the same data across multiple systems, because:
1. the systems are not connected
2. people refuse to look at the single source of truth and want it in the specific place they look.
The human copying machine becomes frustrated at the waste of time and energy copy/pasting the same data/story when the priority should be focused on helping the customer.
by troll3193 February 5, 2023
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emilo 1 tap washing machine

the person only 1 taps people in games
person 1: omg i just did a emilo 1 tap washing machine

person 2: nice
by mariusballs13 November 22, 2021
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Perjury Machine

A$AP Relli; a person who continuously perjurers themselves while testifying in court
“Relli is the ‘perjury machine’” - Joe Tacopina (A$AP Rocky trial)
by luigi mangione’s wife February 14, 2025
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Big John machine

Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.
What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*
by KC-130 October 7, 2025
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Alabamian Washing Machine

When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.
GF: "Babe, give me an Alabamian Washing Machine!"
BF: "Ok, get in the washing machine"
by Capital_K December 10, 2024
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cnc machine

She (or He) is built like a CNC Machine
by Neme-san February 23, 2023
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drama machine

A genius level American concept invented in the early 1500s to Guardian the little ones cowboys would offer drama to the insane members of the occult who arrived in America to keep them entertained and make sure they would have infinite crusty nipples. I completely unsane engine invented drama machine to further advance the knowledge curated by the Great prison escapees of Europe's colonies, especially America.
The British Pyre ruled by the Wemon kind of Tania Galaxy reveled and they're open closed open close open close weak pound & drama machine
by sinrlifemattrs November 19, 2025
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