lord moonray

Adorable and cute. Like a kitten. Tends to fall up stairs, trip on air and walk into doorways.

British Man: Oh, he is such a lord moonray.

English Man: He is indeed. Now let us sip on our tea and eat our scones.

British Man: Yes, let us indeed while we chortle at the misfortune of others.

by Youknowwhoitismoonray May 16, 2011

Lord Pristic

The realest neimon on the west side of Compton. Capped like 30 motherfuckers in one night and didn't even give a fuck. Probably fucked your bitch in the ass so hard that she went home and had to shit the nut out. Really does fuck the baddest west side hoes and smokes an ounce a week.

Wow Lord Pristic fucked my bitch. #ThankYouLordPristic

by Boosie November 22, 2013

Lord of Shit

Lord of Shit means someone reeks so bad, any and/or everything within a 10 mile radius rolls over and dies.

Guy1- what's wrong?
Guy2- (Pukes)
Guy2- Dude, Toby is the official lord of shit!
Toby- Hey guys, wassup?!
Guy1&2- (Fall on floor and die)

by CURBSTOMPER34 January 28, 2014

lord of rednecks

king of the south

Lord of rednecks is a paradox of king of the south

by Arcane Master March 17, 2015

lord carter

Usually a Lord who is uneducated and has horrible leadership. A real dick to everyone that he has power over.

"Did you hear, Lord Carter was elected?"
"We're all screwed"

by carter22vv April 20, 2015

lord'o'master

A neologism that combines the idiom 'lord and master'

Draped in servility, a big bindi of enslavement on her forehead, the mehndi of servitude on her palms, a mangal sutra (the mother of all married tokenisms) dangling from her neck...the urban Indian wife (hindu, more specifically) dolls up to fast and pray for her lord'o'master.

by planetpuja October 1, 2014

Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.

"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."

by Friggyodon January 27, 2015