pump and jump

To jerk off while on trampoline.

Arin: Where's Dan?

Ross: He's outside on the trampoline having a quick "Pump and Jump".

by spurrrrnt May 19, 2021

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Jumped nasty

When one attacks another on Facebook over an innocent statement or comment.

Jane jumped nasty on Tom's wall after he posted to Sue.

by JenK May 21, 2014

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Jump Hatter

One who resorts to jumping on his hat when times are rough.

Aw, man, my wife's such a Jump Hatter

by Schulp March 25, 2009

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Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

by Archibald Findri April 26, 2018

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